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BioHeart Panties$10.50 The BioHeart has made its way into the apparel line, speading it's girly toxicity as it goes. Maybe you want to warn the world of the hazards of love, perhaps you just want a more feminine way to express your toxicity, or maybe you just want to make sure you warn pursuers of your dangerous side. Comfy black shorties with the heart in you-know-you-saw-it green. |
Skull 'n' Crossbones Panties$10.50 Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! |
Illuminaughty Panties
$10.50 We told you, we are everywhere, and we STILL know how you like it! Perhaps now more than ever. Your favorite wicked twist on one of the world's oldest conspiracies has made it's way into the sordid depths of your underwear drawer. Come and proudly display your membership to those select few privileged enough to know your secret. Design on comfortable black cotton shorties with the society's symbol on the front and the words "Illuminaughty" boldly scrawled across the back. |
The Moral Progress of a Nation.... Gandhi quote t-shirt
$20.00 "The Moral Progress of a Nation Can Be Judged by the Way its Animals are Treated." This product was created by one of our animal-loving staff members who cringes whenever an animal is hurting and cannot bear to watch animal cop shows!Choose your size from the drop-down menu below. |
IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$20.00 Watch out! It's the IllumiNaughty! They are everywhere and they know how YOU like it! Here's a fun shirt featuring the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Pick your style and size from the drop-down menus below. |
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